26.5.09

Helooo Tarzan and Jane Joke

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him
and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh ,....Tarzan use knot
hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you
how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said,
pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch !
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually
she managed to grasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, "check for squirrel!

3.2.09

Atheist autobus


Hey everybody, Long time no hear...

I found nice website where you can create your atheist bus. funny I Create your own atheist bus here

20.8.08

Croatian coast is awesome

If you maybe dont know, Croatia is southern neighbour of Slovenia and also member of ex Yugoslavia, so when I visit Croatia I dont feel that I am in other country. All ex Yugoslavia is still a litlle bit my country. Here are some photos from my trip to Croatia. Unfortunately I break my camera during the trip and I cant show you more pics. I drive from Ljubljana to croatian city Rijeka, visiting the biggest island KRK (On Krk you must see village Baška) Then I drive along croatian coast and stop in some camps. Ther are plenty of camps everywhere and no problem to sleep. Finaly I finished in ancient city Šibenik, I visited beautiful waterfall and river KRKA.



Graz

Graz (Gradec in slovenian language) is nice Austrian city near boarder with Slovenia.